scrolling down your Facebook news feed..
dont care
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you’re*
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your life is just so fucking bad isn’t it?
oh you’re single, once again
dont care
song lyrics, how original
dont care
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you’re like 10, no you’re not ‘getting smashed’
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NOW BACK TO TUMBLR
do you ever just look at a celebrity and not worship them and not want to have sex with them but you just really really want to sit down have a fucking cup of coffee with them
YES.
(Source: gendercake, via six-illiterate-whores)
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
(Source: d4nky, via fake-mermaid)
